July 2010
The Farm is the best place ever. So much...
We're Home.
MARATHON HAPPINESS
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. - George Bernard Shaw
"She's delusional and loves the drama. Fuck that....
- My mother dearest. xo.
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Things I Want To Be:
- an illustrator
- a novelist
- a hairdresser
- a stripper
- an advice columnist
- a motorcycle mechanic, but not a motorcycle rider. Ya.
- a photographer
- a magazine editor
- a dog-pack trainer (I don’t even know what that means)
- a stylist
- an interior designer
- a wood-chopper
- a painter
- a clothing designer
- a crafty lady
- a flipper of condos/historic homes....
Maybe I'll Be An Advice Columnist.
I woke up with three emails this morning from friends all feverishly stating their problems with their girlfriends. In response, I sent out this group email: “I’ve supported you through all this madness for far too long. My only opinion is that you are in a lame relationship and that you should get out. Your bitches be crazy. Find new ones. Love, Jei.”
